How do these people find me?

Apr 21st, 2006 by Accidental Thinker

Like many bloggers, I have Site Meter set up here to get an idea of how many people are visiting my little corner of the internet and how they find me. And like most bloggers, I’ve had hits that resulted from some rather interesting searches. Here’s a sampling.

little girls in bikinis: Sorry dude (or dudette), this isn’t THAT kind of website. This is exactly why I don’t post pictures of my kids here.

my husband is too girly: Sorry ladies, I can’t relate to your pain. You won’t find any advice on this subject here.

"you are not my husband" bed story: Um, this is just never gonna happen.

why am I always mad: I don’t know about you, but here is why I am Always MAD. A true but funny story.

perfect lavender paint color: Let me save you the research. It’s called Weeping Wisteria, by Behr. It’s the ideal shade for a girl’s room, and you can find it at Home Depot.

preschool crushes: My sincerest apologies to the three-and-under set, but my son has already been claimed.

sleep assault monique: I have neither assaulted anyone nor been assaulted in my sleep. I might have kicked my husband a time or two to get him to stop snoring, but that was done in love. Frustrated insomniac love, perhaps, but love all the same.

gigantic monique/miss fat monique: Well if you can’t be nice about it, go visit some other blog!

hot babe: Well alrighty, then. That’s a little more like it. I’ll take it!

pavlov’s dogs accidental: This one tickled me only because it came in just today. A check revealed that I am the #1 match on this topic, according to Google. It’s always good to be #1 at something, and my head is a little swelled to know that Google considers me the world’s foremost expert on Pavlov’s dogs who accidentally do anything.

There are many more, of course. My daughter will someday be proud to learn that the searches which bring the most traffic to this site are the ones that include a reference to Locks of Love, thanks to this post where I described Maia’s hair donating mission. Way to go, Maia! Your cause is a good one. And a popular one. I’m so proud!

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9 Responses to “How do these people find me?”

on 21 Apr 2006 at 8:34 pm1Meg

I love this info… nothing this interesting ever brings anyone over to my joint. I love the locks of love program too – I’ll have to go check out your page about that.
on 21 Apr 2006 at 8:43 pm2Ivy

OK that’s inspired me to go see what kind of hits I’ve had lately. Last time I looked it was about “tampon string hanging out” and “getting the lint off of towels”
on 21 Apr 2006 at 9:00 pm3Mike (ex scientia)

Yep, I know what you mean. lol at some of these. The fact is, Monique, we’re surrounded.
on 22 Apr 2006 at 12:25 am4lz-blogger

I much prefer normal sites and normal people! ~ jb///
on 22 Apr 2006 at 1:28 am5Jamie Dawn

No girlie-men at your house!!
Funny!
People search for some really weird stuff.
on 23 Apr 2006 at 6:18 am6wordwhiz

I always wonder the same thing. And clicking on some of those links can take you places you don’t want to go!!
on 24 Apr 2006 at 9:08 am7Karen

It boggles the mind, what some people are looking for LOL

Have a great day!
on 24 Apr 2006 at 12:24 pm8Jolynn

You are not my husband bed story is just weird. What does that even mean?
on 25 Apr 2006 at 11:39 pm9Miss Cellania

I can’t even print the funniest search terms I’ve seen for my site, because they are obscene. Mostly from the Middle east.